Tracey
Isn’t this a great idea Mel and boy isn’t that instructor just the hottest?
Mel
I dunno, it’s a bit tricky and do you really think it’s necessary?
Tracey
Absolutely, Mel what do you really know about this guy?
Mel
Well he is the CEO of (forgot) and umm he is a real gentleman and does have a cute bum.
Tracey
Or so he would have you believe, except for the bum bit, I guess you worked that out yourself, but Mel, you are so ridiculous how much research have you done, gee for all you know he could be a serial killer or some crazy psychopath, this is an absolute necessity you have to be able to defend yourself just in case, girl guides motto, always be prepared.
Mel
But why boxing, why not some regular type self defence like Karate?
Tracey
Mel, everyone knows that everyone knows karate so consequently it’s not useful if they already know all the moves, but……..boxing, now how many people are good boxers?
Mel
But I was just wondering if it still works the same without the gloves, I mean it’s not that practical to carry a pair of boxing gloves in your handbag, gee they wouldn’t even fit and besides it takes about 15 minutes to actually put them on so that would certainly take away from the getting them off guard bit.
Instructor
So girls how are we doing, mmm nice moves Trudy?
Tracey
It’s Tracey, and why thankyou. (flirtingly)
Instructor
Your very welcome Tracey and well that is very interesting arm flapping Melanie where exactly is your target, here go for my face.
Melanie tries very hard and is pretty pathetic and instructor is showing off and being a smart alec and smirking at her feeble attempts. Mel is annoyed and works out a payback.
Mel
Um excuse me I hate to be rude, but you are flying low.
Instructor
Flying where?
Mel
Low, you know your zip is undone
Instructor automatically looks down and Mel delivers a perfect punch to the face.
