I booked taxi 2 hours ahead of time so I wouldn’t be late for my presentation.
But didn’t count on taxi being 40mins late and consequently turning up late to start with, having done literally 2 mins preparation, running in hot, red and flustered and realised they overlooked telling me it was actually about 300 people; who were all standing, noisy and rowdy and not 200, then I gave them a little screech announcing I was ready and then there was absolute silence.
Stupid me I should have started speaking while they were being rowdy then no one could here my ramblings.
Well it was completely scattered and random and not at all related to topic but they seemed to enjoy it and even laughed at bits that weren’t actually funny, then I literally bolted as I had asked taxi to wait for me I wasn’t taking any chances.
But I overlooked my disorientation skills and exited out wrong door and obviously there was no sign of him, I tried to phone him as I had his no., not realizing I couldn’t make calls, then I panicked as he had my luggage and all so I tried to phone 500 other people and realized I had ph prob, then ran around whole building looking for another taxi and found him, got to airport with this huge stupid solar system box/toy present and of course box broke and all planets went everywhere.
Hey I have to go board plane,
Bye
