Melanie\u2019s phone goes off indicating a message.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey it\u2019s Evan; he wants to know if I\u2019m on facebook.\u201d<\/p>\n
And she picks up phone to respond.<\/p>\n
\u201cSTOP!!! What are you doing?\u201d freaks out Tracey<\/p>\n
\u201cI was just going to respond with a simple yes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Tracey grabs phone off Melanie, they do this a lot.<\/p>\n
\u201cHave you facebooked yourself lately?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell no, but\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cExactly, let\u2019s just have a look.\u201d<\/p>\n
And she facebooks Melanie.<\/p>\n
Melanie\u2019s profile is very bland no picture no\u2026. no\u2026.not much at all<\/p>\n
\u201cJust how exciting do you look? \u2026.. And how many friends do you have?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLook, I have three; you, Wesley and my cousin Lucy, but no one can tell that Lucy is actually related and not just a friend.\u201d<\/p>\n
Tracey then facebooks Evan whose profile is amazing, very suave photo and<\/p>\n
about seven thousand six hundred and ninety three friends. (Is this a reasonable<\/p>\n
figure Michael?? We want it to still be realistic.)<\/p>\n
\u201cOh I see, well how can I get some more friends super quickly.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay, this calls for drastic measures, a seductive photo for a start.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t think so\u2026 and I couldn\u2019t look seductive if I tried.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI know that\u2026 not a photo of you silly, let\u2019s find someone that looks really really sexy; blonde, great legs, huge boobs.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cUm Tracey, that\u2019s like all the things that I\u2019m not, I can\u2019t use a photo like that, it won\u2019t be me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah but we want all these guys to become friends, so then you\u2019ll look like incredibly popular. And then we click on as many guys as we can and some girls too and ask them to be friends and most people will just automatically say yes, coz everyone wants lots of friends\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut Tracey\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTrust me Mel, this is for your own good, and then when we get enough friends we can go back to your non photo if you really want to.\u201d<\/p>\n
And she starts frantically clicking away at the computer.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo Tracey!!\u201d And they start fighting over the keyboard.<\/p>\n
Melanie\u2019s phone goes off with another message. She grabs it.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s Evan again.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOMG!!!\u201d and Melanie freezes. \u201cWhat could he possibly be talking about?\u201d<\/p>\n
Tracey snatches it and starts reading.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey Mel, cute photo\u2026. But Mel I haven\u2019t even found that photo yet\u2026I swear\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n
And then she scrolls down.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh!\u2026\u201d I love that wonder woman outfit.\u201d\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTracey\u2026.how could he know that I have a wonder woman outfit?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh that, no idea.\u201d And she looks away and extremely guilty.<\/p>\n
\u201cMmm Tracey\u2026\u2026 I\u2019m waiting\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, he must have looked at your friends and then gone into my profile.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYour profile?? And \u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell you remember my nieces\u2019s birthday party and how you dressed up as a super hero and we had that great photo taken together.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMmm, the one that you promised to destroy because I said that I would only do it if no one over eight was ever going to see me in that ridiculous outfit.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell I did destroy the photo afterwards, but I look really good in that photo and you know that I don\u2019t actually have many really good photos so I thought it would be a good one to use on my profile and hardly anyone would really notice it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI am so going to kill you!!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut hey, he liked it, he thought you looked cute and what a distraction that would have been from the fact that you only had three friends, you should actually be thanking me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah right a million thanks, oh best friend of mine!\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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