{"id":69,"date":"2010-06-15T13:01:46","date_gmt":"2010-06-15T13:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/?p=69"},"modified":"2019-11-25T06:44:23","modified_gmt":"2019-11-25T06:44:23","slug":"crazy-morning-splitting-headache-disastrous-soccor-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Crazy morning, splitting headache disastrous soccor game"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Crazy morning, splitting headache disastrous soccor game<\/h2>\n<p>I booked taxi 2 hours ahead of time so I wouldn&#8217;t be late for my presentation.<\/p>\n<p>But didn&#8217;t count on taxi being 40mins late and consequently turning up late to start with, having done literally 2 mins preparation, running in hot, red and flustered and realised they overlooked telling me it was actually about 300 people; who were all standing, noisy and rowdy and not 200, then I gave them a little screech announcing I was ready and then there was absolute silence.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid me I should have started speaking while they were being rowdy then no one could here my ramblings.<\/p>\n<p>Well it was completely scattered and random and not at all related to topic but they seemed to enjoy it and even laughed at bits that weren&#8217;t actually funny, then I literally bolted as I had asked taxi to wait for me I wasn&#8217;t taking any chances.<\/p>\n<p>But I overlooked my disorientation skills and exited out wrong door and obviously there was no sign of him, I tried to phone him as I had his no., not realizing I couldn&#8217;t make calls, then I panicked as he had my luggage and all so I tried to phone 500 other people and realized I had ph prob, then ran around whole building looking for another taxi and found him, got to airport with this huge stupid solar system box\/toy present and of course box broke and all planets went everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Hey I have to go board plane,<\/p>\n<p>Bye<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crazy morning, splitting headache disastrous soccor game I booked taxi 2 hours ahead of time so I wouldn&#8217;t be late for my presentation. But didn&#8217;t count<span class=\"excerpt-hellip\"> [\u2026]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144,"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions\/144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lovebyprescription.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}